I thought they were banning smoking in New York.
You know the way they write those laws, and their unintended consequences, the smoking you are talking about would be illegal too—causes second hand lung disease to your spouse and children, not to mention the neighbors, you know. And you could start a forest fire or burn a house down. The potential disasters are countless. Now you children behave. You just don't know what's good for you. Better listen to mayor Blumeberg and his gang. They know what's good for you and what's not.
Made me glad to get home to the land of the free in Indiana. Made me want to go and buy a few more guns and ammunition without a permit or anyone else's permission. And that reminds me, someone should probably shoot that pink bear. That just wasn't right so many grown men, and Navy men to boot, being so excited over a stuffed pink Teddy bear. I guess you all are just more metro-sexual than me.
How's that, Tony G. Can I dish it out enough to fit in out there?