Tony, Tony, Tony,
You've obviously never enjoyed a heapin' bucket o' Don's Sainted Granny's Superhighway Buzzard Carcass Flambe, with demi-glazed innards, lips, and claws! Truly hearty, as that's in there too!!!!!!!!!! Not too many delicacies on the planet can generate gas any faster!! At one time, NAVSEA was looking into it as a possible replacement propellant for use in missile tube gas generators. The EPA said NO, the Girl Scouts said NO, the church said NO, and we squids said &%#@ NOOOOOO!!!! We didn't care about the other stuff we teenagers played with that could crush, dissolve, immolate, maim, rot, kill, or disfigure us, but we had to draw the line at this insidious Navy idea!!!!!!!
When you try some on the 15th, I believe you'll be truly............... satisfied! Yeah, that's it! Satisfied!!!
"If you ignore the problem long enough, it will go away. Even flooding stops eventually!"